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Welcome to Witticisims.
Your One Stop Shop for all of your Sarcastic needs!
  You will find that you can shop for your favorite items in a couple of different ways. You can pick the saying you like and browse all of the items we currently have available with that saying, another way is to browse by type of product, or you can just browse through our site and enjoy all of our products.

  You can also design your own items by contacting us and letting us know what you would like to see.

  We hope you have fun and visit us again soon, and remember, if you think of a great saying that you want to see on a T-shirt or other product, just let us know and we will have it made especially for you.

Please bear with us while our site is under construction.

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Lets do each other a favor, you don't talk to me and I won't stab you!


    
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Your One Stop Shop For All Your Sarcastic Needs!!!!!
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been 2 weeks since I last Masturbated!